God Saving Man From Roof Joke

God would protect him.

God saving man from roof joke.

The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. The man waved the helicopter away shouting back that he was waiting for god to save him. Climb in shouted a man in the boat. It kept raining and now the water had reached his waist.

He asked god why didn t you save me. A boat came by and a guy in the boat said. The pilot shouts out this is your last chance. A helicopter flew by and a voice came over a loudspeaker offering to lower a ladder and take him off the roof.

A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. A boat came by wanting to help the man. The waters rose higher and higher and suddenly a speedboat appeared. A faithful christian man heard the warning and decided to stay saying to himself i will trust god and if i am in danger then god will send a divine miracle to.

The man refused and said that god would save him. The water was up to his knees. Climb up the ladder to safety. He said there was room but the man said that god would save.

The house except for a small part on the roof is submerged in water. A boat came with one person in it. From his second floor window the guy says no. A helicopter pilot sees him on top of the roof and hovers above the man.

The waters continued to rise. No replied the man on the roof. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. This is a story of a man who was a firm believer of god.

He prayed to god to save him. The man on the roof prayed for god to. One day it began to rain very heavily. Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof jump in i can save you the stranded fellow shouted back no it s ok i m praying to god and he is going to save me so the rowboat went on.

God will save me. Minutes later a boat with two people came by. He was praying to god for help. I have faith god will save me the boat moves on.

God responded i sent a boat to get you and you did not get on vote. I have faith in the lord. The lord will save me so the man in the speedboat went away. No replied the man on the roof.

The man drowned and went to heaven. Even though the flood is rising i will be fine. I have faith in the lord the lord will save me so the helicopter went away. Then a motorboat came by.

The flood waters continued to rise. They said to hop in but he said god would save him. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. The man continued to pray believing with all his heart that he would be saved by god.

God will take care of me the flood continued to rise. Joke has 57 88 from 60 votes. The guy is on the roof as a helicopter hovers overhead. A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood.

The man climbed up on the roof of his house and knew that he would be ok. It kept raining and a big flood came. The man on the roof prayed for god to save him. A flood covered the street and a man was sitting on a roof.

They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.